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(Episode 5)
(Seaweed soup, seaweed pancake, cold seaweed soup, blanched seaweed)
What's all this?
What's with all the seaweed?
Did your mom go on vacation to Wando?
- No. - Then?
Was it on sale?
Just eat it.
You wouldn't have bought it unless it was on sale.
Then did you go to the ocean and get it yourself?
Pick my own seaweed, my ass.
What's wrong? Did something happen this morning?
This thing! This! How many times do I need to tell you this is broken?
It's been a month since I told you!
Geez! Why are you in such a bad mood when it's your birthday?
I guess you remembered even though you didn't get a present for me.
Honey! You're talking to Na Chun-il!
I was going to surprise you tonight so I have a surprise gift for you.
I'm telling you now since you look so down.
Oh really? A surprise present?
That's what you're doing?
Of course!
Look forward to it. Actually, take a relaxer just in case.
I got something for you that'll knock your socks off!
I bet you'll never forget your fortieth birthday for the rest of your life.
I'm turning 38 instead off 40.
That's what I meant, 38.
Then...
make sure you come home early!
Yes, of course.
Honey...
now I just need to get a present that'll surprise your mom.
That won't be easy. Where is your confidence coming from?
I said it because I wanted to live.
There is one thing that will surprise mom.
- What is it? - Concert tickets.
- What concert? - A music concert that mom will like.
Your mom likes Seotaeji and Kids.
Dad! Mom likes a new group these days!
- Who? - BTS, a boy band.
- BTS? - Yeah, I'll go with mom for you.
The group's name has boy band in it.
Your mom doesn't like boy bands.
What about Seotaeji and Kids?
She liked them even though the group's name has kids in it.
I should've never asked you.
- Come home early today since it's mom's birthday. - No!
Have a good time since I'll be home really late after tutoring.
Daughter!
Don't you do a lot of surprise events since you're still newlyweds?
Don't you have any ideas?
I don't. I can't scare her since she's pregnant right now.
Mr. Choi? What did you do for your wife's birthday?
I do have a surprise event.
- What is it? - Pretend to die.
- What? - I tried it. My wife was surprised at first and then got pretty happy.
Mr. Choi, please!
I know Mi-ae couldn't be here because she's busy, but what about Yeon-woo?
She's a doctor's wife so she needs to be a volunteer today.
They called and said they wouldn't be here. It happens when you're busy.
Maeng Ra-yeon, why are you so forgiving today?
Jung-shin...
Chun-il said he had something amazing for me so he even advised me to take a relaxer.
It was some sort of surprise present.
Who cares about other people when I have a husband like that?
- I bet you $10 that you won't be surprised. - Geez!
- $20 says he doesn't even have a present. - Do you want to die?
He really did get something ready.
Of course.
Chun-il seems indifferent, but he's good at things like that.
- I wonder what it is. - Me too!
You guys don't know Chum-il.
What am I going to do? I still can't think of anything.
Should I really pretend to die?
What am I going to do?
- Mr. Na. - Yes, Mr. Choi?
- This is for you. - What's this?
I hope that helps you.
I don't need this kind of stuff, Mr. Choi.
I wasn't suggesting anything. I heard it's good for motion-sickness.
Keep it for emergency use.
Yes, hello?
Today?
Alright, I'll meet you here after I get off work.
Okay. I'll see you later.
I'm pretty sure...
my will be really surprised by this.
Welcome home, honey....
Wow!
Unbelievable!
I could never imagine a birthday present like this.
I'm probably the only woman who receives this kind of birthday present.
My surprise present was my in-law. Whoa! Surprise!
I'm sorry, honey.
He suddenly called and I didn't know what to do after listening to him.
I'm sure that's what happened. Job well done!
After Ik-hee goes to school and you go to work, I can play sesese with your brother.
Thank you for my birthday present.
You know that my dad has a bad heart, don't you?
I don't know how his heart will do if Baek-il goes back unemployed.
What about my heart? What about me?
Today is my birthday!
I feel like my heart is going to burst because of you.
I know.
You did this even when you knew? Get out!
Get out! Get out, right now!
Geez!
Will you be longer, Baek-il?
Wait a second, Chun-il.
Hurry up!
Can't you stop right now and go back in a little later?
Hold on.
What the heck? I'm going to use the school bathroom.
Baek-il!
(Surprise birthday present)
Don't get on your sister-in-law's nerves. You can use this room for awhile.
Sorry. I'll only be a few days.
Kyung-soo said he'll look for a job for me at his uncle's place. I'll see him soon.
Alright.
Stay out of her way and go out if you need to.
Do what you need to.
I know I'll get along with her, don't worry and get to work.
Is it that unfair for you to take care of your in-laws?
Yeah! It's unfair!
It's really unfair!
Is that drama funny, Ra-yeon?
Wow! That looks delicious, doesn't it?
But all of the traps look to be empty.
Let me vacuum for you. Where is the vacuum?
It's alright. Go ahead and rest up.
No, it's alright. I've been resting for the last 4 months.
Baek-il, come sit down over here.
Okay.
Baek-il, you're already 33 years-old.
What are you going to do? Do you have any plans?
My friend is looking for a job for me at his uncle's company. I'll meet him tomo...
It'll be faster waiting for a persimmon to ripe than that!
Will you start working as soon as you meet your friend?
Well, I'm not sure about that.
Do you have a dream, Baek-il?
A dream?
You don't have an answer for me. You don't have a dream, do you?
It's been so long since someone has asked me about my dreams.
Lately, the only question asked of me is when I'll get another job.
You don't have a dream...
and you're depending on your friend to find you a job.
Do you think you'll find a job that way?
What? Are you upset I'm saying this to you?
I'm upset too.
I received you living here as my birthday present.
Ra-yeon...
I'll move out even if my friend can't get that job for me.
What? That's not... I'm not asking you to move out right away.
It's just that...
Ik-hee is an teenager too.
And we only have one bathroom.
I'm just saying that everyone will be uncomfortable if you stay too long.
Yes, I know.
- Your uncle? - Yeah.
I was so embarrassed when I saw him this morning with my pajamas on.
He was my ideal type until I turned 5.
- What? He's not now? - Of course not.
My current ideal type is over there.
So I'm going to ask my uncle.
Ask him what?
What guys like in a girl and how would a girl confess her love to her crush.
My uncle used to be really popular.
Why are you going around like a dog who needs to shit?
I left a nuclear weapon and detonator at home.
What's the problem? They go together.
Go together?
I'm afraid they'll both explode.
Please, please, please.
What am I going to do?
- Are you okay, Ra-yeon? Is there something wrong? - No!
There's nothing wrong in here!
I'm so embarrassed. Why did it clog today?
That's not right.
It's clogged because of someone's waste this morning.
It can't be because of mine.
What am I going to do? I'm giving up.
- Are you okay? - Oh my!
I'm alright, perfectly fine.
Please don't use the bathroom until your brother gets back home.
Why not?
It's clogged! I'll go fix it.
No! Why would you do such a thing?
Leave it alone. I'll tell Chun-il to do it.
Geez, Ra-yeon. Who cares if I unclog it for you?
I did every dirty job you could think of for two years at work.
I'm a professional.
- No, you can't! - It's alright. - Please don't!
- No! - It's alright.
I felt so guilty.
I was no longer a shitty professor...
I was now a shitty sister-in-law.
You see? It was easy as pie.
I guess so.
My! Look at the time. Aren't you hungry? Should we make something to eat?
I'm okay with anything. Let's eat what you want.
Did anything happen today?
Like what?
Why? Did your brother say something?
No, he didn't.
Why? Were you mean to Baek-il today?
Yeah, I was. So what are you going to do about it?
It's only going to be for a couple of days, honey.
He says he'll move out as soon as he meets his friend. Okay?
Honey, please. Honey? Honey?
Get away from me.
Uncle Baek-il...
what kind of girls do you like?
That's...
too broad of a question.
Don't you have any options?
Okay, then let's say there's a smart girl and a girl who isn't so smart but cute.
Which one is better?
- Pretty girl. - What?
Then...
would you prefer a girl who tells you she likes you or has a mutual friend tell you?
- Pretty girl? - Is it me who doesn't understand or you?
Ik-hee...
Everyone is a little different, but in my case...
I like a woman who isn't a burden.
She's okay buying me things and I can see her even when I don't have money.
- That kind of woman. - Really?
Yeah, really.
Cheers!
So you only got paid $900 a month and...
they made you work your ass off for 2 years and didn't make you a permanent employee?
That's right.
They brushed me aside like this.
You're going to make me cry. Hey, drink up guys.
Kyung-soo...
so I was wondering how it's going with your uncle's company.
If I go back home like this, I'll have to have funeral services for my dad.
My uncle's busy these days. I'll call you after I talk to him.
I'm really begging you. I promise I'll work my ass off.
What are friends for? I promise I'll work really hard if you get me a job there.
- Really! - I heard you.
Hey do you know what happens after you become a permanent employee?
It's hell as soon as it happens.
You start hating your job as soon as you become a permanent employee.
You too? I feel the same way.
I hate wearing neckties. The subways are hell on earth.
Overtime and presentation preparations. Don't even get me started.
I even have to act cute since I'm the youngest.
- You do? - That's right.
Hey jerks! Shut the hell up!
- Drink up. - I'm done. I have work tomorrow.
Me too.
I'm jealous, Baek-il. I want the day off tomorrow too.
You poor weak souls! You'd better drink up!
My stomach will hurt tomorrow.
Hey! Pain is a part of youth! Don't you guys know that?
You're not drinking? Then I'm going to drink this all by myself!
Go ahead.
I thought you were going to drink it all.
- I'll drink the rest when I get back from the restroom. - Go ahead.
Every time I see you...
Aren't you going to bed? You have work tomorrow.
I'm not sleepy yet.
What about you?
Me neither.
- Something came in your body. - Don't laugh!
I'm trying to eat here!
Looks like Baek-il will be late.
Where is it? Who do you take after?
Yeah, I think so.
I guess he's drinking since it's been awhile since he last met his friends.
I heard your brother...
moved out because he didn't have anymore money.
Yeah.
I should've given him some money since he's meeting his friends.
I'm sure his friends will treat him.
I wonder if he has taxi money.
I gave him $20 a couple days ago.
$20?
Baek-il gave Ik-hee $20 for allowance yesterday.
I'm sure he has taxi money.
Na Baek-il is going through a rough patch.
Geez, what am I going to do?
My uncle has to fire employees since his company is unstable right now.
What am I supposed to say to him?
Yeah, I wish he got the hint when you kept pushing it off.
You guys shouldn't say that.
Baek-il was the one who treated you guys out when you guys weren't working.
You did too. We weren't the only ones.
- I treated him out. - Shut the hell up.
Anyways, I don't think I can see Baek-il for awhile.
I contact him after he finds a job.
- It's too burdensome to meet him. - Me too!
Pain is part of youth, my ass!
Pain is actually very pitiful.
Baek-il!
Don't worry, I'll talk to my uncle.
Great! Thank you! I can always depend on my friends.
- Do you have taxi money? - What are you doing?
Of course I do! You think unemployed people don't have taxi fares?
Don't doubt me!
Ra-yeon!
Baek-il, I didn't wake you since you were sound asleep.
I'll be home around 4.
Have something to eat for your hangover.
Make sure to heat up the bean sprout soup and eat it.
How do you feel?
You shouldn't drink so much.
Do you even remember last night?
Do you remember bawling while eating chicken?
I should've recorded you.
Go ahead and eat when you get up.
Don't be too caught up with finding a job.
What are you doing?
Trying to be a good brother.
Looking at it now, he's at phase II symptoms.
What's that?
Phase II of the youth unemployment phenom.
My son passed the last phase, so I'm giving him CPR these days.
- Do you want some? - Nope.
My son's unemployed, how can I have anything sweet?
I'm sharing in his pain by drinking it black.
I should send him home, shouldn't I?
Nothing's going change because he stays here.
I don't know.
Isn't it enough that everyone else is already telling him he's not needed?
Thank you.
Geez!
- Did you go somewhere? - I went to the sauna and the grocery store.
Ra-yeon, did I come home last night...
and have chicken?
I was really drunk, wasn't I?
My goodness! You were a sight for sore eyes!
You came home with a left over bottle of soju by your side...
and started bawling about how we should order you fried chicken.
Geez. I searched everywhere for a place to deliver and...
do you know what you said to me?
I thought chickens...
were animals without any legs.
Do you know why?
Because mom and dad would only give you the legs!
I never even saw what a chicken leg looked like!
But!
Chickens really do have legs.
They really had two legs!
I'm sorry.
I drank too much with my friends.
It's fine since you know.
- Can you put these away in the refrigerator? - Yes!
Oh! The $30 I gave you was payment in advance, Baek-il.
Were you the one who gave me the money that was on the table?
Yes. It's allowance for helping me out with housework while you stay here.
- Okay? - Yes, ma'am! I'll do my best!
Whoa! Look at the way you did dishes after you ate.
You really are quick on your feet.
Aren't I? I'm different than my brother, right?
Totally!
Hey Na Ik-hee, do you pay tributes to Gong Yoon?
Why do you keep buying him stuff?
I was at the store so I bought...
You like Gong Yoon, don't you?
No, I don't!
We all know. Of course you do!
Na Ik-hee, you have a crush!
Ik-hee has a crush!
Stop it! Ik-hee already said she didn't like him!
Hey guys! Na Ik-hee has a crush on Gong Yoon.
- I said, I didn't. - Of course you do.
You have a crush on him. Ik-hee has a crush!
Ik-hee has a crush.
It's not true.
Hey, Yoon.
Na Ik-hee doesn't have a crush on me.
She bought it for me because I asked her to join my band. So what?
Oh, is that what it was?
- I didn't know. - A misunderstanding.
- Want to go? - Yeah, let's get going.
Na Ik-hee! How come you're not at tutoring today?
- Why that little brat! - Ra-yeon!
Let me go see.
Ik-hee! I'm going in.
I wonder what's wrong with my pretty Ik-hee.
Do you want me to give you some allowance?
This is all your fault!
- Me? - That's right!
You said you liked girls who bought you stuff!
I looked like a weirdo!
My life is over.
I see what happened. Yes, I guess it's my fault.
- What should we do? - Go home, Uncle Baek-il! I don't want to see you!
Na Ik-hee! How dare you act so rudely to your uncle!
Get up so I can see you, Na Ik-hee!
Do you hear me?
Ra-yeon...
It's my fault. I gave her wrong advice so...
Come out, Baek-il.
Being a teenager gives you no excuse to be rude to everyone.
Come on out.
Yeah, get out.
I want to be alone.
No, no, no! Not like that. Be really desperate. You're willing to...
Move out of the way.
I like this line.
That looks really good on you. That's the one.
- I'm rooting for you! - Thank you!
I was impressed by your self-introduction.
What's the main reason you want to be hired by our company?
It's to pay back my school loans.
- That's your main reason? - Yes.
Your major doesn't really have anything to do with our company...
so why did you get those loans to go to school?
It was to get hired by a company.
Wait, you said you wanted to get hired so you could pay back your loans.
But you took those loans out so you could get hired?
- Are you playing around? - I'm dumbfounded as well...
- but it's the truth. - What would you like to do after you get hired?
- Do you have any plans? - Yes.
- I have a dream. - A dream?
It's as if a young boy came for an interview.
Okay...
what is your dream?
- To be an assistant manager. - An assistant manager?
- Are you really talking about being an assistant manager? - Yes, that's right.
Why not the CEO or Vice President, but an assistant manager?
Why?
Because it's the first position you receive after becoming a permanent employee.
You like this, don't you? You like banana milk, right?
Yeah.
- What's all this, Gong Yoon? - What are you doing this weekend?
- Is Gong Yoon asking her out? - Wow, he must like her!
Do you want to see a movie?
- Okay, I'll bring Min-suh with... - No, just you and me.
- I'm only asking you. - Just us two?
- You don't want to? - I do.
I want to.
I like you too.
So let's make today our first day together.
Uncle Baek-il, I need advice later on.
Okay!
Little brat.
Weren't you the one who told him to go home?
When did I say that?
Uncle Baek-il, stay longer. No...
just live here.
- Really? - Yep.
Ik-hee, do you want dad's advice too?
Nope.
Did you interview go well?
I just answered all my questions truthfully.
- My coaching came in handy, didn't it? - Yes.
But I don't think they liked some of my really honest answers.
Don't be so impatient.
That's right, your name is Baek-il (100 days).
I'll wait 100 days for you.
You've only been here 2 weeks. You're okay.
I have a part-time job starting tomorrow night.
At night?
What kind of job is it?
It's a really easy job.
I'll give you allowance since you help me out in the house so much.
So stay home and get ready for job interviews.
No, it's alright. I'm itching to start work again.
That restaurant is new and the food isn't too bad either.
If your a chauffeur then act like one, you bastard!
I don't want you clothes touching me or...
- Geez, look at that jerk acting like an ass when he's drunk. - There's always one.
Hey! Does this make you mad?
- Hold on. - Are you mad?
Bastard!
- What the hell are you doing? - Who the hell are you?
Mr. Na, don't get involved.
You'll get sued if you mess with people who are drunk.
If you can't handle it, don't drink!
I'm handling it just fine, you jerk!
But it seems like you're trying to hit me.
Go ahead and hit me. Here! You can hit me right here.
I'll lay in my hospital bed and count my money.
Go ahead and hit me.
- Why I ought to... - No! I'm so sorry.
Please be on your way. Let me help you sir.
That's right! You'd better drive me carefully to my house.
Na Bael-il!
How come you're not saying anything? Don't you have a mouth? Can't you yell?
Can't you tell him not to hit you?
Do you know him?
Let's just go.
Hey! Na Baek-il! Don't ignore your brother!
How come you can't tell him I'm your brother? That I'm your family?
Can't you say anything?
How can I embarrass you...
when I'm working like this?
You stupid bastard!
Baek-il...
let's go.
Hey! Call me another chauffeur if you're leaving!
(Choi Moon-seok, PD for Something Happened in Bali)
Is this the part-time job you were talking about?
Here, eat it all.
It's the drumstick you've been wishing for.
Take it.
Eat slowly. Have it with some beer too.
And...
I was unemployed for a long time too.
Don't doubt yourself because the world is mean to you.
Eat up. Go ahead.
You are beautiful because you contemplated for a long time.
You are beautiful because you were sad for a long time.
A bird does not remember when it was an egg.
The branches may be twisted like a web...
but you are beautiful because your thirst never ceased.
My uncle went through tribulations to finally get a job...
and he lived happily ever after.
That kind of fairytale didn't happen.
My uncle worked as a chauffeur for 5 months...
and bought me matching childish phone cases...
and bought my mom a flowery scarf.
Ik-hee! How does this look on me?
As soon as I told him about me going out with Yoon...
he showed me a picture of his ex-girlfriend from his wallet.
He says he didn't give up love because of the generation he's in.
He says he hasn't given up on anything yet.
The day before my uncle left, my dad bought him a whole chicken.
Therefore, giving my mom and me the pleasure of having a whole chicken as well.
That's how my unemployed uncle went back to his hometown...
and our family returned to being just us again.
-(Ko Sung-Kwon- Presidential Candidate) - (I promise to lower unemployment)
(Hasn't come true yet)
Baek-il! Can you get the kimchi...?
He left.
I was so used to him being here.
I'm sure it's because you used him so much.
That's right. He might have left because of you, mom.
Hey! I got along with him the best!
Where was that glass bottle?
Oh my! When did you fix this cabinet door, honey?
Who me? I'm pretty sure it wasn't me.
(Episode 5: 2017 Ready-made Life)
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